Em9:    07577x
D/F#:   2x0232
D/C:    x3x232


[INTRO]  
Dsus2  D      Dsus2  D     Bm11   Bm7
Bm11   Bm7    Em9    Em7   Em9   Em7


[VERSE] 
D
He had what you might call a trivial occupation
Bm
He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
Em 
With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife
D
He read the matrimonial advertising pages
                                  Em     D/F#      G
The cries for help from different people,different ages
             D/F#                         Em
But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day,
               B               Em              A
When something special he read,this is what it said


[CHORUS] 
D      A             Em       Bm        Em      Bm
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
A           G     D/F# D
Two for the price of   one
          A          Em       Bm       Em      Bm
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
A           G     D/F#  D   Dsus2  D   Dsus2  D
Two for the price of    one 


[LINK]
Bm11   Bm7    Em9    Em7   Em9   Em7


[VERSE]
D
He called the number and a voice said, "Alice Whiting"
Bm
The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting
Em
He was amazed at his luck - The purest streak of gold he'd struck
D
He said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling
                           Em       D/F#  G
I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
                  D/F#                       Em
Why don't we meet for a chat,The three of us in my flat
               B             Em              A
I can't forget what I read" ,This is what it said


[CHORUS] 
D      A             Em       Bm        Em      Bm
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
A           G     D/F# D
Two for the price of   one
          A          Em       Bm       Em      Bm
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
A           G     D/F#  D   Dsus2 
Two for the price of    one 


[CHORUS] 
D      A             Em       Bm        Em      Bm
If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
A           G     D/F# D
Two for the price of   one
          A          Em       Bm       Em      Bm
We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
A           G     D/F#  D   Dsus2 
Two for the price of    one  
D
She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other
D/C                                                 D  Em  D/F#
And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mo..ther

[OUTRO]  

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