G       D
I brush my teeth
A
And look in the mirror
G        D
And laugh out loud
A
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

G            D
I'd rather pick flowers
       A
Instead of fights
          G
And rather than flaunt my style
D
I'd flash you a smile
A
Of clean pearly whites

G
I've been to the dentist
D       A            G
A thousand times, so I know the drill
G             D
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A                 G
But somehow I still get the chills

G   D
Have a seat
         A
He says pleasantly
G         D
As he shakes my hand
          A
And practically laughs at me

         G     D
Open up nice and wide
          A
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
G                   D
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
A
As he tries not to grin

G   D     G       D    A
When hygienists leave on long vacations
G       D     G        D      A
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience (patients)

A            G            D
Talking only brings the toothaches on
           G       D
Because I say the stupidest things
A              G
So if my resolve goes south
            D         A
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
  G     A
And shut my mouth

G         D
Golf and alcohol don't mix
      G              , A
And that's why I don't drink and drive
G                        D
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
      G           A
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

G
I've been to the dentist
D       A             G
A thousand times, so I know the drill
G                      D
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A                  D
But somehow I still get the chills